
Heavyweight Sparring for Stuck Founders & Edgeless Brands
Bring me your brand, business, or leadership problems — and I’ll bring 20+ years of earned insight to get you unstuck and loving your work again.
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I’m Kris Bromley — creator of Brain Tapas™ and former MD of Firebox: The Shop for the Unusual.
I spent two decades years building, leading, and eventually selling one of the internet’s most original cult retailers.
Now I help stuck founders and brands punch above their weight — using everything I’ve learned (the hard way).
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Who I Work With
This is 1:1 work for people at the helm of product-first, ecom, DTC, or brand-led businesses.
If you’re someone doing something hard, meaningful or ambitious — and it’s bending your mind a bit — I’m what you need.
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The Brain Tapas™ Way
I’m a heavyweight mental sparring partner for your brain and your business.
I’m your coach, advisor, collaborator, and catalyst — depending on what gets you moving.
Together we:
→ Level up your inner game
→ Shift stuck perspectives
→ Unlock creative edge
→ Make high-leverage strategic decisions
👉 Check out my [5 Zones of Impact]
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Why Me?
I led Firebox from:
Customer Service → Managing Director → Owner → Seller
6M+ Orders. 40+ staff. £170m turnover. Viral products. Zero funding.
That whole journey — the chaos, scars, wins, and weirdness — is now aimed at you and your brand.
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Let Me Impress You
Give me one real challenge—I’ll show you what Brain Tapas thinking unlocks.
No charge. No pitch. Just the work.
And probably more follow-up than you expect.
👉 Full info - [Work With Me]
Or drop me a message below and let’s go →

TRY ME, NO CHARGE
You bring the challenge. I’ll bring the thinking.